Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think a kid would responsible me up
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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