Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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