Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
