You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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