Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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