who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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