So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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