i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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