whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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