so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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