Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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