so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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