Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
