he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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