Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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