i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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