Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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