im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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