I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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