Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
