awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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