i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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