He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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