Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
