it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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