Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
This is the high leading the old right now
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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