He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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