I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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