My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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