"it" just moved
Screwed.edu
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have already put on my inside pants.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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