Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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