At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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