The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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