I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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