In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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