Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This is not my ceiling
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I love you.
Bad choice
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