We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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