i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
