No, you can still breathe under the balls.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
There's always time for handjobs
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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