are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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