You did not just play the dead husband card again.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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