I never want to see another naked old woman again.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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