i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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