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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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