I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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