apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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