using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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