Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
ttyl tear gas
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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