Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You are the jesus of drinking
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I need water and some morals
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