? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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