I wanna passion pit in your ass
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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